FOR SALE

It’s a great deal,

that house on the hill.

The vapors corroded

the window sill,

but take heart, my buddy,

my pal and my friend,

this house is haunted-

the absolute end

to any solace you may ever find-

It’s definitely certain

to blow your mind.

It’s spooky, it’s eerie,

I’m begging you, please,

I’ll pay you big bucks

if you just take the keys.